Now we can all wander around the Springfield Mall - in our heads
There’s probably only one shopping mall we’d ever like to visit – sadly for us, it isn’t even real (feel free to join us in some sustained sobbing at this point).
Of course, you’ve probably already guessed that we’re aimlessly waffling on about the Springfield Mall, where the Simpsons and their yellow-fleshed chums do all their shopping.
Now that hopeless dream is one step closer to being realised (well, as close as it’ll ever be) as Jeff Wysaski of the Pleated Jeans blog has taken the trouble to map out the mall. Way to go Jeff, you scary obsessive bastard!
Wallow in it yourselves and imagine browsing around The Boob Toobery or The Brushes Are Coming, The Brushes Are Coming. One day, some kindly billionaire will build all of this for us, while not giving a toss about turning a profit. Bill Gates, stop fucking about in the third world and make this happen please.