Now we can all wander around the Springfield Mall - in our heads

9 March 2011

There’s probably only one shopping mall we’d ever like to visit – sadly for us, it isn’t even real (feel free to join us in some sustained sobbing at this point).

Of course, you’ve probably already guessed that we’re aimlessly waffling on about the Springfield Mall, where the Simpsons and their yellow-fleshed chums do all their shopping.

Now that hopeless dream is one step closer to being realised (well, as close as it’ll ever be) as Jeff Wysaski of the Pleated Jeans blog has taken the trouble to map out the mall. Way to go Jeff, you scary obsessive bastard!

Wallow in it yourselves and imagine browsing around The Boob Toobery or The Brushes Are Coming, The Brushes Are Coming. One day, some kindly billionaire will build all of this for us, while not giving a toss about turning a profit. Bill Gates, stop fucking about in the third world and make this happen please.

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4 comments

  • Ace
    Sad Cunt!
  • Touchwood
    No J.C. Penney or Sears - that mall is shite
  • LanceVance
    "One day, some kindly billionaire will build all of this for us, while not giving a toss about turning a profit." Not Mr Burns then?
  • Jim
    A word of warning. 'Stan's Keyboards' are fucking useless. My Casio packed up after just 5 weeks and those bastards flat-out refused to repair or replace it. I'm currently in the process of talking to Trading Standards. Avoid.

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