Now Tesco launch tyre-flogging service
Tesco’s efforts to dominate everything everywhere ever are continuing – last week we told you about their new gold-buying scheme and this week we’ve learned that they’ll soon be flogging… tyres?
The supermarket behemoth are teaming up with online tyre giant Blackcircles.com to create a brand new Tesco Tyres service. Punters will be able to order online and then visit one of 1,200 affiliated garages to get the things bunged on to the corners of their cars.
Naturally, Tesco say pricing will be competitive when compared to the likes of Kwik Fit and ATS and the usual Clubcard points will be on offer. We confidently predict Tesco Funerals, Tesco Tattoos and maybe one or two Tesco brothels before the year is out.
Ironically, the man behind Blackcircles.com, Mike Welch, used to be a Tesco shelf stacker as a teenager. We’re struggling to give a shit about any of that though.