Northern drunks find Jesus on takeaway door

We imagine that pilgrims from across the land, nay WORLD, are making their way to the Mayho Chinese takeaway in Sunderland right now. After all, the face of JESUS has appeared in the door, among the peeling paint and muck that adorns it.

Yes, there he is – it’s Jesus.


39-year-old Ian Ridley spotted it and told the Sunderland Echo: “We were quite drunk at the time and went to get something to eat. We were waiting for our meal outside when we saw it. It was Jesus looking right at us, we were shocked and couldn’t believe it. It’s a miracle!”

Jesus? Are they sure? If you ask us, it’s more like a Chinese Charles Manson. Tell us who YOU think Takeaway Door Jesus reminds you of. There are NO prizes, other than a place in Heaven…


  • Kevin
    I'd say the Yorkshire Ripper!
  • Shaniaa
    I 1nc saw jesus in som cum on ma belly!
  • qwertyuiop
    I see a fairly young looking George Best.
  • Raggedy
    Kris Kristoffensen - I wondered what had happened to him.
  • FrugalShopper
    lmao at these comments. I do see some Kris Kristoffensen in this pic!
  • Steve S.
    Looks like Seagal in hard to kill
  • Filter P.
    Jeff Bridges
  • W0NkEy H.
    We all know that this is Brad Pitt as Lt. Aldo Raine.
  • Mr C.
    70's Barry Gibb!!!
  • Dick
    I see dirty northern Chinese immigrants not looking after their building properly.
  • Paul B.
    It's definitely Sebastian "Seabass" Chabal, French rugby machine.

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