No more onion bawling kitchen mayhem - it's the Onion Bully!
Finally – a product that will guarantee a no-tears experience when chopping onions. It’s the Onion Bully – sounds as though it sets about the offending piece of vegetable with a pointed stick, but in fact you put it in your mouth.
It’s all about tear science you see – when you put the Onion Bully in your pie-hole, it TELLS your brain to man the fuck up and stop crying, allowing you to chop away to your heart’s content without looking as though you’ve just been watching a triple bill of Titanic, Beaches and Ghost.
Ten dollars plus shipping is a bit steep for what is essentially just a thin strip of metal though, surely? Tell us Bitterwalletketeers – what is YOUR tried and trusted method of fending off an attack of the raging sobs when you’re chopping onions? Best one wins an onion voucher.