New Yorkers need to think before they drink
As a race, humans are doomed. Seriously, we’re approaching the end of days. If you’re reading this and you’re a mover/shaker in the hierarchy of a nuclear power, go for the button. DO IT NOW. It’s the least we deserve.
You’re probably wondering what has prompted this strange tirade, especially so early in the morn. It’s simply the news that bottled tap water is available in New York and what’s more, it’s actually selling, being punted out at roughly 35 cents less than its complicated mineral-derived cousin, and snaffled up by scores of suckers.
We’re not denying that it’s good stuff – New York’s tap water is renowned for its quality but… they’re selling fucking tap water! To real people. For real money. It’s insanity.
Now, how much am I bid for this invisible carrier bag full of fresh-ish Sunderland air?