Neil and Christine Hamilton immortalised as dead-eyed toy hamsters
Neil and Christine Hamilton are two of the most infuriating and nauseating humans on the face of the Earth and naturally, passing it off as 'eccentricism', they've ended up with jobs on television because the clueless pukes who commission shows think people actually like them.
And now, you can buy the pair in the form of some Sylvanian Families branded hamsters.
"Neil and Christine are two very entertaining babies," says the product description. "Christine loves making a lot of noise. Neil is a happy-go-lucky little boy, who will smile at anyone as long as they keep him supplied with lots of sweets!"
Is there a sly poke at Neil Hamilton's 'cash for questions' scandal there?