Nando's set their sights rock bottom to promote chicken to staff
Ah, the Portuguese chickeny goodness of Nando's - not as cheap and flimsy as BK and McDonalds, but nowhere near posh enough to celebrate an anniversary, or the end of your marriage. It serves up a chicken sandwich at the end of the day, and there's only so much terra cotta tiling that can dress the fact up.
But wait. Nando's have discovered the elixir of comfort food in the 21st Century - the wrap. Chicken, but in a wrap! It could be an amazing taste sensation, more so if Maccy Ds and KFC hadn't thought of it years ago. But how do you get the staff excited by the prospect of serving up this wunderfood? Why, you hire any celebrity that will whore themselves for buttons.
Who will step forward and shit away what little credibility their careers have left by starring in a corporate video for Nando's? Say hello to Andi Peters, Melinda Messenger, Johnny Vaughan and Goldie, as well as a host of other no-marks who will no doubt appear in I'm A Celebrity at Christmas. Christ's chin.