Must not buy... the Super Mario Bros cardigan
Are you a Super Mario Brothers fan? Have you got a spare £280 lying around in a drawer somewhere? If so, you could afford to buy yourself a Nintendo Wii and at least three games starring your pixelated plumber heroes.
Or, if you’ve already got all that stuff (and if you’re a true Mario Bros fan, then you definitely have), why not use that £280 to get yourself one of these snazzy zip-up cardigans with Mario and Luigi all over the front?
Go on – you’ll be the talk of the psychological unit…