Must not buy: the jiggling topless Disney doll
The packaging seems to suggest that it’s an official Disney product, but the description of this unusual doll suggests otherwise. Yes people, it’s the ‘Solar Powered Shaking Breast Cartoon Anime Figure Toy’ – a snip at only $5.60 from DealExtreme.
It’s simple but, erm, brilliant (???) – just expose the doll to sunlight and her front chesticles will start to rhythmically jiggle before your very eyes. Who is it aimed it? We’ve got absolutely no idea. Do we want one? Er, no actually. But thanks anyway to the oddball Bitterwallet reader who got in touch with us about it, whose email has disappeared. Or self-destrcucted. Probably that actually.