Fresh Onion genius - now you can shake your baby safely

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  • Uncle T.
    I'm going to buy one of these for the twats who live next door to me, might help quieten their sprog who keeps me awake all night crying.
  • Mike U.
    Love it, you could have a kick about while England lose to Andorra this week!!!
  • ronnie
    or you could have a lobotomy!
  • Louise W.
    Wish i had seen this a few years ago when i was working as an Au Pair in the States. Sorry Everyone, couldnt help it!
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