Money / sense theory tested by sales of luxury ice
Canada. Not as good as America. Colder, too. And home to idiots, based on their latest export. If you've got millions rolling about in your bank account and simply can't drink, sex, eat, snort or spend your way through any more of it, then why not blow your wads on luxury ice.
No, you're eyes aren't wonky. Glace Luxury Ice Co. are expecting you to part with $8 per 2.5" sphere of ice. Sweet muscular Jesus, I can't believe I just typed that. The ice is made from purified water, sold in individual pouches and shipped in dry ice, and presumably comes with a free bar of stolen Nazi gold for the price, although there's a generous discount if you bulk order 240; you'll only pay a mere $1,440.
The thing is, this stuff will sell like hot cakes (arf) because, as we're all aware, there are plenty of idiotic bastards in the world with more money than God. Damn you all.