Money-off vouchers will surely foil burglars
The government are fighting back against burglars – with discount vouchers for B&Q and Focus DIY. Home Sec Jacqui Smith has taken her eye off her bongo-mad husband for just long enough to launch a new scheme which helps the public to help themselves against burglars. Oddly enough, blockading Google Street View cars isn’t on the agenda.
What is though, is a £6 million Safer Homes fund which will pay for home visits to up to 45,000 homes of people who are likely to be a bit lacking in the home security department, such as the elderly and people on low incomes.
Better still, people who live in the vicinity of a recently-burgled property will get advice and info on how to prevent future burglaries of their property, AND discount cards from Focus DIY and B&Q, helping them to save cash on thiefproofing their homes.
Or they could just regularly check out HotUKDeals and probably save themselves even more. Just a thought like. Back to your 24-hour porn detection scheme Ms. Smith…