Money goes to money - P Diddy flogs huge quantities of scent on shopping channel
P Diddy (aka Sean Johns, aka Puff Daddy, aka Sean Puffy Combs, aka Puffman Pat) clearly doesn’t own enough money, in spite of forging a career from mostly rapping about having loads of it and the acquisition of even more of it.
Puff has this week proved that he’s got no qualms whatsoever about appear on a shopping channel and shamelessly hawking his new scent, the gloriously monikered ‘I Am King’ – although a better title might have been ‘I Am A Cash-Grabbing Twat With A Jimmy Hill Beard On Me.’
Puff is keen to point out that it’s not a celebrity fragrance and that he actually went into the lab and made it himself out of, you know, stuff and that. Like what you make fragrances out of.
It’s a 15-minute opus of self-regarding nonsense, but think twice before knocking the stunt. Before your very eyes, Puff flogs more than $120,000 worth of his bottles of smell. Not bad for a quarter of an hour’s work.