Microsoft really, really doesn't want you to download IE8
It's as if Microsoft want to kill Internet Explorer 8 in the crib. There's no other explanation for it. First they hire The Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story actor Dean Cain to make a ham-fisted stab at taking the piss out of IE8 users, portraying them as vacuous housewives and deviant husbands. Next, Microsoft attempt to lure you into downloading their new browsers with this:
Download IE8 and receive an unreleased track by Nickelback. Really? Is anyone prepared to shovel squitty horse diarrhea into their heads for a new browser? Maybe if Microsoft offer to punch Chad Kroeger in the cock every time it's downloaded, they may be onto a winner. Don't encourage the talentless monkeys, they'll just keep thinking people like it.