Maggot flavoured cat food from Felix! Now with real maggots!
Avid Bitterwallet reader Claire couldn't believe her luck when she opened a tin of chicken cat food for dinner. Not hers, presumably. Extra protein! And it was live protein! That's the sort of stuff that cats need, shortly before licking their crotch and your face.
"I tried ringing them but nobody in over the weekend," Claire avidly told Bitterwallet. "I've shoved the whole lot in a jiffy bag for their perusal, and await the usual letter about how important quality is to them. Just thought I'd send you it in case it's part of a larger batch."