McDonalds get all Clockwork Orange on your ass
It physically hurts to credit McDonalds with too much sense, and far more fun to demonise them as the cause of ruination and obesity in the civilised world. Yet despite casting them as the mustache-twirling villain of high streets the world over, you've got to ask yourself: why do you eat that shit? It's because McDonalds excel at marketing - if you buy into their brand, you'll buy into their food.
Here's one way they get their meat hooks into your psyche - it's an incredibly simple idea but hugely effective, one that draws in the people that notice what Ronald is up to, but people passing by, too. Even when they make it bleedingly obvious by displaying images of burgers, the punters are still lapping it up. Look at it, you mindless drones - they're placing thoughts direct into your mind! It's effectively brainwashing in broad daylight and it's just one more reason why you can't help but chew their cow: