Lock up your ears - it's the Conservatives' election-killer

Sweet muscular Jesus, if it turns out that this has been approved by the Conservative Party in any way shape or form, it is completely all over for them.

[EDIT] Oh, and they've got a website and everything.

[Robert Popper]


  • Amanda H.
  • cookie
    I wish they'd been victims of a happy slap attack while filming this, as I would actually have advocated such action.
  • Yue
    Their Daddies are probably very proud. Cunts.
  • kev
    it's Olivia Lee's sisters
  • TheIllegitimateSonOfGun
    Lib Dem it is then!
  • Jack T.
    K'ing hell. Vote for whichever party supports euthanasia for those 2. Probably Daily Mirror reporters anyway.
  • JC
    My ears have just been ABUSED!!!! This shit should come with a warning!
  • Paul
    "This shit should come with a warning!" It did - 'Conservatives' - should be warning enough!
  • andy y.
    Labour plant.
  • NellieIrrelevant
    Even Mandelson at his most devious, twisted and Machiavellian could not have planted this... where did they find two such horsey, tuneless preening Tory totty (and I use the term generously) to nauseate the population of the UK? They just go on, and on, and on, till your ears bleed. When will the Tories learn? Just stay away from rock'n'roll. In fact, just stay away, period.
  • Mike R.
    It's not very British is it
  • Richard
  • Brian
    Hi, my name is Brian. I would like to "give one" to the blond hair and big breasts lady. Thanks
  • dunfyboy
    Oh, now I get it. Mandelson wants to ban us all from the internet so we don't have to see shite like this. I'm all for it now. Cheers Mandy. You cunt.
  • Fu M.
    you know what, i'm ugly, can't sing or dance or write entertaining and humerous lyrics or music. this video has enlightened me! i may have a career after all!
  • Tim
    This is probably actually one of the worst things ever. I could go to a homeless shelter and find a better singer.
  • Adolph
    Hi, my name is Adolph. I would like to “give one” to the dark haired man in white shirt and blue tie. Oh, scratch that, I already did, when we were in school!
  • F. F.
    I'd give 'em one. That's swayed my vote.
  • Internet t.
    Kill it with fire
  • Mick T.
    Well that made me laugh, not out loud though, just in my head. Best bit of the election so far. Please tell me they're being ironic, please....
  • shinkyshonky
    tub thumping twat....
  • Nobby
    On their website it says one has brains and the other has beauty. I still cannot tell which is which.
  • Jack
    Haha, Amanda got it right. Such an annoying whiney video, its horrendous. I haven't seen something this bad in a while, I can't believe they've actually made effort and made a website too, with things like "WE USED THE NET TO GO INTERACTIVE" - WELL FUCKING DONE. Such a shit site too, with an unfunny back story, I hope this gets mocked big time if it reaches popularity level
  • 555
    Obviously a Labour ploy.
  • 666
    BarelyPolitical on youtube did the same thing, except they were funny with it. I feel embarassed to be British at this point.
  • Nobby
    They're shit, but that is the point isn't it? It's been on BBC and in the Independent, and no doubt soon they will appear on a crappy daytime TV show. £200 (that was their budget according to BBC) for some instant fame. Not bad.
  • Jim
    This just reminded me why I will never, ever vote for the Tories.
  • Big B.
    Never knew a video could make me bulimic but I haven't stopped throwing up since seeing that bag of shit. Posh toff cunts.
  • Zleet
    That was so bad it gave me ear cancer.
  • :|
    I liked it, nicely mocking the british political (balls-up) process. What more can you ask for? Can't wait to see labour and liberal versions.
  • poor c.
    hahahahahaa barry and jim you poor cunts ha ha ha MAYBE IF U WORKED HARDER AT SCHOOL, YOU WOULDNT HAVE A A HARD LIFE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKING IDLE BASTARDS. yeah thts right go drink ur booze, smoke ur fags, cos that is the only sufficient delights u will EVER have in your lives. no nice cars, no big houses, no nice holidays cos you are lazy good for nothing, benefit sucking scum who will do anything to mock the rich and be JEALOUS of them. excuse me for a second im just going to go count my cash. uh oh y bother when i can get my butler to do it. peace out poor people.
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