Live video stream of Apple keynote, also reinvents the wheel

1 September 2010

Excited about Apple's keynote event tonight in San Francisco? Of course you're not, you grumpy Macboi haters. For those of you still reading, Apple are offering a live video stream of the event - details are available here. Whether it holds up to several million attempted connections at once is another question, but since live coverage by journalists and bloggers of the iPhone 4 keynote brought the handset demonstrations to a grinding halt, Steve Jobs is no doubt hoping to head off any further trouble.

Not that any of it matters. We've already told you what you'll see later today, and Bitterwallet has received this exciting lead - a new product page from the Apple website that's yet to be published:

Bitterwallet - Apple Wheel

It's always nice to see somebody go into such detail when taking the piss: "You can watch it for hours and feel the satisfaction of having bought an useful, white and smooth object for a staggering price."

Bitterwallet - Apple wheel 2
[JM Guilliaume]

6 comments

  • The B.
    I don't hate Apple, I think that if I was a graphic designer (a c**t) then I probably love Apple, as it is they make products aimed at graphic designers, I did have an iPhone and for about a month I loved it, then it started crashing, iTunes started playing up, etc, etc, etc, basically it's not fit for purpose. I love my HTC Desire, it never crashes although it's rather heavy on the battery.
  • klingelton
    let's face it, we all love apple a little. It's hard not to love that swish iPad. However everyone i've spoken to thus far who owns the iPhone 4 has had trouble with it from signal issues (not associated with THE signal issues) to the damn thing not turning on to the damn thing not turning off. That said, it's hard not to be impressed by them. I will still never ever buy one for myself. NEVER. HTC all the way for me.
  • Alexis
    "I don’t hate Apple, I think that if I was a graphic designer (a c**t) then I probably love Apple, as it is they make products aimed at graphic designers," Graphic Designers? So, like 0.05% of the population then? "I did have an iPhone and for about a month I loved it, then it started crashing, iTunes started playing up, etc, etc, etc, basically it’s not fit for purpose" Is it because you aren't a graphic designer and were silly enough to buy one? Or is it because you should not be allowed on anything that doesn't have Windows or Android written on the box?
  • PokeHerPete
    Pfft, most graphic designers are useless. Very basic designs which the describe as "modern" along with the overuse of shadows and rounded corners for the "Web 2.0" effect.
  • Paul
    Lol. Apple.
  • Mr G.
    They forgot "Swivel"

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