LinkedIn finally oversteps the mark and must now surely be shut down

23 August 2013

If you’re not familiar with LinkedIn, it’s a weird, business-based social media site that seems to serve no purpose whatsoever. Nevertheless, millions of people feel compelled to have a LinkedIn profile, just in case they miss something.

But the tide might be about to turn. It looks as though LinkedIn have been dabbling in the infernal ‘flashmob’ craze,. See how much of this you can sit through and then have a long think about whether this is the sort of thing that you want to be contributing towards.

Look at the staff members. Look at their eyes. There's a blend of fear and the knowledge that they need to comply in order to survive. It’s hardly terrorism, but it totally is. Terrorism of the mind. The worst kind of terrorism.

34 comments

  • shiftynifty
    So thats where the investment is going...creating weird cults of geekiness...whatever doctrine they are pushing....it`s working....although have seen similar in Apple...google...although honda started it years ago offline
  • Troll
    Wow, that feral trolley of the week is amazing! Imagine a world where it was updated every week....that would be crrrraaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeee cool.
  • Samantha
    Gosh is there anyone who works for them who actually gets paid?
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    One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us,one of us, one of us, one of us,one of us, one of us, one of us... No i'd prefer a mouthful of fillings please served up by a pox ridden 18th century dentist, far less torturous than that video. Nice find Andy, had to swerve between the daily mail re-writes of Ms "not so" Sweet to find you though, if you wanted to simply reproduce shit from th dailymail then just stick a link in to their site, job done!
  • Dick
    This is why the economy is fucked. It's nothing to do with bankers. It is down to everyone dancing at work. I would have posted sooner, but I have literally just finished my 45 minute dance routine.
  • Han S.
    Err? uk.linkedin.com/pub/andy-dawson/11/896/8b
  • bittertraveller
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    Don't give up the day job!..... What?........Oh!
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    Unpaid minions ala winged monkey's from the wizard of Oz. wankers prepared to drink their co-workers piss on request of a linked in superior in the vain hope that there may be a job at the end of it. spineless gimps, they are not worthy.
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    Sorry to hear about your car exploding Dick. Lucky escape, glad you made it though. I wouldn't miss an episode of Diagnosis Murder. Now surely the exploding car deserved a mention on Bitter Wallet? More relevant than the original article and much more entertaining.
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    Actually I've reconsidered after watching the above. Most attractive young lady with blonde hair in the second collection. Is she called Jocelyn by any chance? :-)
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