Like Vanilla Ice, there's some bad (w)rapping going down*
No, you haven't got wonky eyes and you haven't been drinking too much. Although you might have. It's a genuine service offered to Firebox.com customers, although it costs no more than having a present properly wrapped by somebody other than the man with ten thumbs. We can't help but think it says "I might have to partake in this fawning Yuletide charade, but you're still dead to me". Or maybe it's just a bit of a laugh.
Thanks to Bitterwallet reader Cheney for letting us know!
* hilarious cultural reference lost on everyone under the age of 25