Let this website take ownership of your joined-up thinking so you can win the war on stress

Here at Bitterwallet, we’re massive fans of corporate bullshit. For us, every morning begins with a caffeine-fuelled session of blue sky helicopter thinking where we pour raw ideas into the fruit machine of creativity then see if we can get three bells and collect the jackpot (ie, monetising the ENTIRE internet).

Honestly, we can barely hear ourselves speak for the sound of the twanging of red braces and the mutual backslapping as we toss pointless buzz-phrases around the place like confetti.

That’s all about to change though, as we’ve found a website that will do it for us. It’s Andrew Davidson’s Corporate Gibberish Generator – just input your company name and it’ll spew out a huge maifesto of utter horseshite for you to put into a PDF or a nice buff-coloured folder that you will make you seem more clued-up than you ever really could be.

Right, we're feeling a headstorming idea-swarm coming on. See you in a couple of hours.

[via Presurfer]

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