Lazy T-Mobile phone in their Royal Wedding advert
Christ almighty. Is this what we've got to put up with for the next fortnight? Not only are the shops full of half-arsed merchandise, but advertising agencies are going to ram this sort of cock-ended nonsense in our eyes?
The point of the original T-Mobile ads wasn't simply a lot of people singing and dancing; it was that they were spontaneous events that took the public by surprise. If this lot had gatecrashed a church of real-life wedding guests, it would have been brilliant. They didn't, and it isn't. Get out.