Lap dancers, travel, cash... the best job in the world. Ever.
I really don't think there's any more to add to this - from the job vacancies on the University of Leeds website:
"The post will involve qualitative and quantitative data collection and analysis. It is based in Leeds, although some travel to other cities may be necessary."
It's got the lot, hasn't it? I went to Leeds University and studied Physics with Astrophysics. What a dick. Pity the closing date has passed.
[University of Leeds] thanks to Bitterwallet reader Daniel