Lap dancers, travel, cash... the best job in the world. Ever.

I really don't think there's any more to add to this - from the job vacancies on the University of Leeds website:

Bitterwallet - Leeds University advertises for lapdancer researcher

"The post will involve qualitative and quantitative data collection and analysis. It is based in Leeds, although some travel to other cities may be necessary."

It's got the lot, hasn't it? I went to Leeds University and studied Physics with Astrophysics. What a dick. Pity the closing date has passed.

[University of Leeds] thanks to Bitterwallet reader Daniel


  • Nobby
    What an excuse ... Honestly, I was "conducting research in the female sex industry".
  • Robert
    If the tabloids are are to be believed, then then the majority of the research can be conducted on campus by questioning the female students about their part time jobs.
  • Adam
    Genius! I want that job. Do you think they cover expenses?
  • Rob
    Not sure, but you do have to work the first month in hand..
  • My P.
    cant see that being a problem Rob lol
  • Phil M.
    my mate's mrs is a lapdancer/student in Leeds! Anyone here get the job and i'll hook you up with an interview!

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