Lady Dinah's Stupid Cat Emporium gets crowd sourced money
Everyone knows that cats are unswerving gits who actively loathe human company, utilising hind-legged freaks for food and nothing more. They're manipulative, shitting, shrieking arseholes on paws. However, they're not the worst creatures on Earth - that accolade goes to cat-lovers.
And now, stupid cat-lovers have joined together to fund a cat cafe in East London, giving £108,000 to what will become Lady Dinah's Cat Emporium (possibly thanks to help from us). If you don't know what a cat cafe is, watch Lady Dinah's Cat Emporium's crowd sourcing video.
So there you have it: The perks of such an establishment is that you can now, after a busy day of work, go to a cafe filled with urinating, hooting felines, all glaring at you with contempt while sitting just out of arm's reach while you inhale cat-fur with your weak soyaccino in some godawful cod-Victoria tea-cup.
Or, if you've any sense, you'll avoid this like the plague and go to a nice pub that sometimes has a dog in it that eats pork scratchings and triumphantly farts away while you erode your liver on stout. That's living alright.