Lady Dinah's Stupid Cat Emporium gets crowd sourced money

18 February 2013

Everyone knows that cats are unswerving gits who actively loathe human company, utilising hind-legged freaks for food and nothing more. They're manipulative, shitting, shrieking arseholes on paws. However, they're not the worst creatures on Earth - that accolade goes to cat-lovers.

And now, stupid cat-lovers have joined together to fund a cat cafe in East London, giving £108,000 to what will become Lady Dinah's Cat Emporium (possibly thanks to help from us). If you don't know what a cat cafe is, watch Lady Dinah's Cat Emporium's crowd sourcing video.

So there you have it: The perks of such an establishment is that you can now, after a busy day of work, go to a cafe filled with urinating, hooting felines, all glaring at you with contempt while sitting just out of arm's reach while you inhale cat-fur with your weak soyaccino in some godawful cod-Victoria tea-cup.

Or, if you've any sense, you'll avoid this like the plague and go to a nice pub that sometimes has a dog in it that eats pork scratchings and triumphantly farts away while you erode your liver on stout. That's living alright.

6 comments

  • Joey J.
    Did you know that I finger cats repeatedly.
  • zeddy
    Fuck me! The economy is twatted but here we have some stupid dizzy cunts think this is what the market is crying out for? Get a fucking real job.
  • zeddy
    *who*
  • Joey J.
    *what*
  • Shy T.
    Beltin' place to take y'dog for a night out.
  • Loafer1946
    Dozy american idea, as you open the door all the cats disappear. Are they going to tie them down?

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