Kraft outrageously decide to make Cadbury's Dairy Milk smaller
Remember those machines you got at Christmas which dispensed tiny Dairy Milks? They were great weren't they? Miniature versions of big things have a certain charm that fill you with novelty glee.
However, thanks to Kraft being massive shit heads, all Cadbury Dairy Milks are going to be pointlessly small because, thanks to "economic reasons", they're downsizing the bar.
Honestly. You may as well buy a stupid Freddo bar.
The size of the treat is being cut because if it didn't, prices would have to rise. In real terms, that means a 140g bar of Dairy Milk is now reduced to 120g and has two fewer squares. Bastards.
In a statement, Kraft say: "We have taken this decision because of a number of economic factors including ingredient costs. By reducing the size of our 140g bar to 120g we have been able to hold the bar at this price although we believe our confectionery still represents a very affordable treat."
At this rate, there'll be more chocolate on the plastic innards of a Kinder Egg.