Kids from under rocks learn some smarts at Wal-Mart
I've been to a Wal-Mart before. I didn't feel the need to make a video about my visit, but then I didn't feel that a can of sugar-free Vanilla-flavoured Coke would have anyone pissing their pants in hysteria. Yet here we have Alex and Liam, two British runts who clearly do their weekly shop in M&S, blown away by a visit to Wal-Mart and the fact that a supermarket might sell something other than food.
That this video has racked up 300,000 views in two days clearly means we've nearly reached the end of the internet. Wait until an American discovers we wrap hard-boiled eggs in sausage and have in-store locksmith concessions; they'll probably burst into flames and the earth will fall into the sun.