Jewellery designed by a spotty rocker? Yes please!

3 December 2010

article-1291281392835-0C4F3BEF000005DC-521960_636x335If you’ve been holding off from buying some Christmas jewellery for that special someone in your life, now is the time to dig your hand in your pocket and splash out – Pete Doherty has launched his own range of charms, gems and baubles!

Yes, you too could adorn yourself with the cufflinks, chains and other stuff that we can’t be bothered to mention that make up the singer’s ‘Albion Trinketry’ collection. Perfect for any court appearance whether you’ve been driving without insurance while disqualified or just been nabbed in possession of some class A drugs.

Plus, the Libertines and Babyshambles vocalist is RIGHT BEHIND the project. He told The Times: “I wasn't very keen on having a range. It was a managerial thing. They said, 'Come on. You could make a few quid out of this.'”

Fuck-a-doodle-doo! Now THERE'S an honest tradesman for you. We expect that the Albion Trinketry range will be able to buy in all branches of Ratners.


  • Nobby
    Nodoubt these trinkets come with secret hidey hidey places.
  • pete d.
    Ahhh.....finally my name is topical! It's not like loads of other musicians have ever taken drugs is it?
  • Ben
    "ooh, just what I always wanted! A used syringe twisted around to look like a bracelet, with scabby blood holding it together. Thanks Nan!"
  • Slacker
    Fantastic! Coming to a branch of Home Bargains near you. At least he's honest, the talentless little turd.
  • Alexis
    I'm assuming the range is going to be called 'Gormless'?
  • Mark
    He's hardly talentless. Might be a waster/abuser/thief etc but he's one very talented singer/musician/writer
  • -]
    But you forget that BW is read mostly by bland, middle of the road people who listen to bland, MOR music.

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