Jesus - It's Nearly Easter!
Think about it – it’s almost the last day of 2008 and Easter Sunday 2009 is on April 12th. That’s a mere 102 days for you to stock up on eggs for everyone! Jesus! Where are they?!?
You’ll be green with envy when you realise that those lucky, clucky Tesco customers at Ilkeston, Derbyshire already have a full display of Easter eggs to choose from, and most of the rest of the wretched chain’s stores will be rolling out their Easter offerings over the coming days.
Are they still playing CDs of Christmas songs in certain stores? If so, you do realise that it’s part of Xmas ’09 don’t you? The bastards.