Japanese milk the health benefits of cow juice
Learning that milk costs £28 a bottle is likely to induce some brain-bursting aneurysm, a short-term coma or, at the very least, mild vomiting.
Ah, the sweet, sweet irony. See, the premium adult milk launched by Nakazawa Foods, which retails at 5,000 yen per 900ml (about a pint and a half) bottle, is packed full with a stress-relieving hormone called melatonin. So far from getting uptight about parting with the best part of £30 to sort your cornflakes out, you should feel pretty damned good about it.
Or you could just buy a pint of semi-skimmed and watch porn. Your choice.