It's war! School uniform war!

The school summer holidays haven’t even started yet but the school uniform price war has already begun. For 10 days only, Asda will be selling a complete school uniform for just £4.75, covering ages 3-16.

The supermarket behemoth claim that the same uniform for a 16 year-old would cost £15.25 at Tesco and £21.50 from M&S. The Asda version consists of a 100% cotton polo shirt or Easy Iron shirt, 100% cotton sweatshirt and Teflon coated trousers. Smooove.

The uniform will be available instore and online – expect to see a queue of bargain-hungry parents as well as cash-strapped hookers snapping the age 16 girl sizes.

[Telegraph]

18 comments

  • Nobby
    Still too much material in those girly uniforms.
  • Francis R.
    Great, thanks Andy, now I can't get up to make my cup of tea until the 'swelling' has gone down, basturd!
  • acecatcher3
    its good to see that the ginge in that picture has done the right thing and dyed her hair.
  • MinstrelMan
    we've all been through the stage of wanting to fuck the ginge mate, its ok let it go.... brb going to see where luke finished post voting.
  • acecatcher3
    never once minstrel - he finished 3rd bit of controversy on a ladies vid she was playing the piano, check the comments...its all been cleared up now tho.
  • MinstrelMan
    lol I know he finished 3rd you mong.....
  • acecatcher3
    i seeeeeeees ya rudeboy, good hustle
  • MinstrelMan
    lol the bird off of the shining went to town on your ass! dont even get me started with "spirit of the competition"
  • Francis R.
    ace, I'd like to know whether the cuffs match the collar.
  • acecatcher3
    dont get u francis??
  • MinstrelMan
    I recon she's an aeroplane ginge.
  • acecatcher3
    is francis saying about her netherregion with the cuff collar reference?
  • Francis R.
    Is the colour of her hair the same colour as the hairs on her 'James Blunt' (cunt) and yes, James Blunt is a 'James Blunt' a reet one.
  • acecatcher3
    lol i thought so!
  • Francis R.
    BTW ace, it's me (Mike Hock) Don't tell Andy though, I don't think he has spotted it yet, tee hee.
  • War B.
    [...] Paul and I discovered Andy in the play room jumping around ecstatically yesterday in his new £4.75 ASDA school uniform kit, we got rather [...]
  • fyry
    wow i thuoght that was pretty impresive(i thought so!) by the way i love da uniform there i want it (LOL) well thx...
  • POONAM
    I LIKE THE UNIFORM

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