It's true, the Michael Jackson charm bracelet can be yours
It's ok, we understand. You thought you'd never recover from the loss of your King of Pop. The tragic death of Michael Jackson caused an outpouring of grief around the world not seen since Richard and Judy left This Morning, and we were all in mourning on that dark day. But as you struggled to reconcile the conflicted emotions within, you finally found hope and serenity in the Michael Jackson commemorative plate.
Alas, it wasn't enough. The spells of loneliness have continued, consuming your very soul. You've struggled to put the pieces of your shattered life back together, unable to listen to the haunting lyrics of Man In The Mirror without crying out every fluid ounce of liquid from your skin. But weep no more. Brooks and Bentley have heard your plea for salvation, and can finally offer you hope for just £39 including postage and packaging:
Yes, it's the MJ Charm Bracelet. Not only can you feel closer to the real Michael Jackson, you can stare down at the curious Tom Thumb-sized trinkets and truly understand the man. Look, there's a white glove, a gold disc and a pair of his favourite shoes. And over there - a Michael Jackson jacket, a hat and a fishing hook or something. Great memories that are yours to keep forever.