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"It's someplace very safe..." - Amazon's grotto at Milton Keynes

We missed this last week, but it's definitely worth a look - it's a peek at what lurks within that cavernous warehouse off the M1 near Milton Keynes. It's the offline world of Amazon UK, and it's not unlike the closing scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark (let us never speak of the opening scenes of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on this site). It's order, it's chaos and it's the home to many a canvas featuring cheeky chappie television critic Paul Ross:

Bitterwallet - Amazin UK, Milton Keynes!

[Daily Mail] photo copyright INS

11 comments

  • Nobby
    It's pretty cool. I always imagine a smart robot zooming off to a specific location everytime you press the payment button on amazon. A bit like argos, although there it is a creature from the underworld that has never seen daylight.
    Reply · 9 years ago
  • derek
    just to add its in bedfordshire, near bedford, which is not far from, but not in, milton keynes
    Reply · 9 years ago
  • derek
    and the paul ross canvas is from the Media Storehouse marketplace seller and is not stocked at the amazon warehouse - aside from that great piccy
    Reply · 9 years ago
  • Paul S.
    "....off the M1 near Milton Keynes" would cover the not-in-Milton-Keynes statement. As there for been no Paul Ross canvas-shaped gold in that warehouse, I'm now a broken man :(
    Reply · 9 years ago
  • derek
    no prob paul, as i'm just living round the corner from the amazon place its a bit frustrating when we always hear "at milton keynes", which is a different town/county. excellent piece, as always! cheers
    Reply · 9 years ago
  • Bullet
    I cant see one worker in that whole picture, unless they are all solid snakes with the box camoflage and are very shy of getting there piccy took.
    Reply · 9 years ago
  • Bullet
    No my bad they are all wearing Orange, maybe Oompa Loompas then borrowed from Mr Wonka for the busy period.
    Reply · 9 years ago
  • Bullet
    I can see 2 standing and talking and not getting on with there work, thats why there will be some dissapointed Paul ross fans come christmas.
    Reply · 9 years ago
  • Bo
    Derek - are you really that bothered that it frustrates you??
    Reply · 9 years ago
  • Ben
    Hey, I work there! Hi mum!
    Reply · 9 years ago
  • Fredrick S.
    Having reading this blog i realize it was helpful in so many ways. Genius!
    Reply · 8 years ago

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