It's official - shopping at Zara is hell on Earth
Zara is a high-profile fashion retailer, with high street stores around the country and around the planet. They've hundreds of outlets based in areas of high population density - the perfect global platform from which to launch their putrid plans of destruction and plunge humanity into the fiery depths of hell.
That's obviously only our opinion, but you be the judge when you see the photographic evidence, as supplied by Bitterwallet reader Michael Beach:
"I was in Liverpool this week and in the shop Zara I saw these characters in the shop front. They look the same as the kids from the film Children of the Damned:"
Children of the Damned
Just wait until they start moving. You will, quite literally, shit your pants.