It's going to be a seriously unsexy Halloween...
Bitterwallet reader Moazzam emailed us over the weekend with a link to this ‘Sexy Witch’ costume that is currently available for pre-order through play.com.
Moazzam added: “Saw this and thought of you!” Like we’re a gang of perverts who spend all our time hunting out flimsy excuses to run pictures of women in even flimsier garments. As if.
It’s a nonsense assumption of course, but luckily, there’s an important consumer angle, so we’re happy to mention it, as well as show you the picture in question. Mmmm, sexy witch.
As Moazzam points out: “It’s due for release for Friday the 30th of October, [but] what are the chances of it getting to you for Saturday? Especially due to the postal strike? It’s a scam I tell ya!!!”
Too right pal – there’s going to be a lot of disappointed witches this Halloween who’ll be going round either in their shabby old costumes or wearing nothing at all. Brings a new meaning to the age-old phrase ‘colder than a witch’s tit…’