It could only happen in Walmart… part 241
Exciting CCTV footage has reached us shot in an unnamed Walmart store from across the pond. We see a man and his lady friend doing the weekly shop, which is pretty straightforward but for the fact that she is half-carked on booze or other illicit substances.
We’re hoping that they arrived in the store as a duo and that he didn’t find her slumped on the floor among the salty snacks before deciding to bundle her into the trolley then look for her barcode once they reached the checkout.
Why not get your loved one shit-faced this weekend before pushing her around your local supermarket, filming the whole thing for the amusement of Bitterwallet readers? Oh, go on…