In the shops now! - the return of Tesco
In The Shops Now! has taken a well deserved break, in a bid to lower our blood pressure and let us vent our fury by pummeling a sackful of crabs with hammers. Every crunch, every snap released a little more fury and bile, and slowly we've been able to re-join society. Andy devoured the hearts of over 10,000 crabs, and Vince now wears a jaunty crab hat. But it's all over now, and we've being forced to face the grim truth - there are still plenty of bossed-eyed deals out there leading you astray.
Time and again it's Tesco who let you believe you're getting a better offer than you are; why buy one loaf of bread, when you can buy three for three times the price?
Thanks to Bitterwallet Alan for pointing out the folly of Tesco Castle Douglas; Alan will receive a pound of crabmeat for his sterling efforts. Meanwhile, we realise the potato salad might cost more than 62 pence, but I want two tubs of creamy coleslaw, so screw off Tesco:
Bitterwallet reader Dick Dastardly will also receive a pound if bruised crab guts for his troubles, the lucky devil. Got more? Send more - firstname.lastname@example.org.