In the shops now! - odour disorder and fragrance fracas
Brian Fantana: It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60 per cent of the time it works, every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Of course they were referring to fictional eau de toilette Sex Panther, rather than a "lush blend of galanga and vodka drizzled over notes of Iris and dark chocolate" which only sounds made up. Either way, the numbers involved make less sense than a horse's fist. Thanks to Bitterwallet reader Joe who 'scent' in this basket blunder. Send none, more or less to firstname.lastname@example.org.