In the shops now!: It has to be ASDA. Unless it's doesn't.
Dehydrated rice and noodle products - they've got many of us through a tight spell (financially speaking, at least - they're no good at oil changes or providing a plausible alibi to your wife about your "business trip") they'll no doubt see us through a recession. That was surely Bitterwallet reader Matthew Twigg's thinking, but disappointingly his local ASDA has other ideas on the matter:
That's ASDA price. Sort of. More of your suspicious special offers, supermarket-stylee, to email@example.com please.