In the shops now! - boot-up a Danish-themed England laptop
Thanks to HUKD member Martin Ellson and avid Bitterwallet reader Billy for bringing to our attention the shoddiest piece of World Cup merchandise we've seen since the Wayne Rooney hatstand, and it can be yours right now for just £245 at ASDA:
Isn't it sweet? And classy. Yessir - if you don't buy one right now, you're not a true fan. We can't think of a better way to support England in South Africa this summer than by purchasing a crappy netbook with a Danish-coloured flag slapped on. Er. And the blurb agrees! Sort of:
You've got the shirt, you've got the scarf, you've got the flag, now get the official England FA laptop, and show your support to the lads. The official England laptop will support the FA's 'Invest In The Game' scheme, which sees any surplus from merchandising put back into football at grass roots level. Fans can feel confident that by purchasing this product, as well as supporting their national heroes, they are also investing in the future of the beautiful game.
Is that so? If I buy one, will it mean our national football team will stop sticking it in anything with a hole and crack on with playing football? No? Oh.
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