Important consumer tip - turn your coffee into an owl
Want all the pleasure of owning your own owl but without the noise and clawing and droppings and the fear that it'll peck your eyes out while you sleep?
Simply drop a couple of Hula Hoops into your coffee and hey bingo, you're the proud owner of an owl.
Insert your own owl pun or say stuff about foxes in the box below. Either way, it'll be ignored by 95% of our readership.