If you can't afford a removal van, do the job yourself

That's what this bloke in Beijing seems to have done...




  • Marky M.
    What the hell's in that basket? The back tyres are fine but the FRONT one's flat. And why's he in the middle of cross-traffic but not even pedalling?
  • Sicknote
    Ha ha funny Chinaman........ In 10 years when fuel is too expensive for the average person to buy this'll be the only way to get your Ikea furniture home.....better make that 3 years
  • Mike H.
    Actually, he's moving his chairs to watch the 'Spazzy Olympics' infront of the massive TV they have errected in town. He's not bothering with the regular olympics as that's, and I quote this chinaman "fucking boring compared to 'double amputee boxing, one armed archery, midget swiming and ofcourse everyone's favourite, wheelchair mountain biking.
  • The B.
    No need to reiterate it Mike, we'd already worked that out for ourselves.
  • Wonkey H.
  • vibeone
    Actually, I think Mike is funny as fuck.
  • The B.
    Oh dear, he's pretending to be me again, how very humorous.
  • Mike H.
    I touch small children very inappropriately.
  • Mike H.
    It's okay though they love it, especially in the back of my BMW when I pick them up from playgroup.
  • Haggis
    This kind of cutting edge consumer news is why I keep coming back to Bitterwallett.
  • Spencer
    I think the 'sofa's' are in fact novelty balloons. Filled with hydrogen/helium, they provide just enough lift to carry the weight of the chinaman and his bike. as such, he doesnt need to pedal and instead gets around by gently floating in the light breeze. Clearly, his basket contains ballast (perhaps bags of sand or rice) which is why his front wheel looks flat and also explains why he isnt pedalling... the breeze is slowly carrying him over the road...
  • Spencer
    seconds after this photo, an updraft carried him up and away almost 12 feet in the air!
  • Excalibur
    Since when was it okay in the 20th century to refer to a Chinese person as a Chinaman, Sicknote and Mike Hock? You are both obviouslybigots.
  • Nick
    This bicycle contraption looks like it is built for purpose

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