If Bill Gates ruled the world... Microsoft-bashing ahoy!
Here in the Bitterwallet offices, we might fancy our shiny expensive MacBooks over the dullard PC, but surely even PC fanboys can laugh at themselves, right? It's not as if you're not all humourless librarians, are you? Or are you? Are you?
Cracked asked its readers to imagine if Microsoft ruled the world, and the results show exactly how screwed up it'd be. Unsurprisingly, Clippy the paperclip makes an appearance, as do pop-ups, parachutists and Davros. You'll find the best of the entries on their website.