"I would feel quite happy to host a business conference inside it."

18 April 2011

Bad luck, you've just missed out on the sale of a 2001 Ford Focus Ghia 1.8 Zetec. You must be devastated. In case you're wondering what you could have bought, here it is:
Bitterwallet - Ford Focus on eBay
Incredibly, despite the seller talking complete bollocks for several sides of A4, he somehow managed to sell his car for the princely sum of £1,080:

"If Trebor made car paint then I imagine it would look something like the colour of this car, it’s a pale minty green. I will include some green Trebor mints in the sale so that you can compare for yourself. Please specify if you would prefer Extra Strong mints instead, they are white (unlike the colour of this car) but I personally prefer them even if I do hold them partially responsible for the decay in one of my teeth.

"Inside its quite lovely, dark and mysterious but shiny and clean. I would feel quite happy to host a business conference inside it. Refreshments could be served through one of the electrically operated windows. Drinks could be placed in 1 of the 2 available cup holders. If your business meeting was for more than 2 people then some of the participants may have to hold their drinks, they might whinge a bit because of this but just remind them that in some parts of the world they haven’t even invented drinks yet."

Thanks to avid Bitterwallet reader Oli

6 comments

  • Jerec
    Anyone tell me what the last picture is of please?
  • Al
    @Jerec - look like a homemade flux capacitor to me - he mentions he's installed one down the bottom of the advert. I assume you could travel back in time to 2001 and advise the guy not to buy a mint green one.
  • Jerec
    Ta, I did wonder. Car looks in good nick, but its no Delorian.
  • Steff
    http://shop.ebay.co.uk/pistolfeet/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=25
  • PokeHerPete
    "Incredibly, despite the seller talking complete bollocks for several sides of A4, he somehow managed to sell his car for the princely sum of £1,080" Yes, because blogs like yourself gave the twat free promotion. When will people stop getting hardons over people who write shit in eBay listings.
  • christian
    but this is the first one I've seen that is brain numbingly unfunny. Normally they're quite good. This seller tried, unfortunately he's just not funny.

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