How about The Becks Factor? No? What would you call it, then?

29 November 2010

Bitterwallet - The Booze Factor

Oh.

A vacuous gimmick and play-on-words so dreadful, you suspect those involved have no earthly concept of language. Can our avid Bitterwallet readers help this Brighton business to devise a more suitable pun?

[Jason Arnopp] via [Yfrog]

19 comments

  • stavros
    wtf... is this real?!? maybe some of this years contestants will be lucky enough to get a job here when they fade into obscurity
  • Nicholas
    I would say the 'Y' has been mysteriously photoshopped out of the image
  • Internet T.
    I would agree with Nicholas that the Y is missing, therefore resulting in yet another fail by bitterwallet. Well done.
  • PokeHerPete
    Image editing should be illegal.
  • PokeHerPete
    It looks like someones Photoshopped that poor girl to look like a boy!
  • Paul S.
    The photo's legit, which would mean it's been covered up by the owners - or a third party, and the owners of the shop have never noticed or being told by their customers. In which case, the point stands.
  • SpazTCat
    A keen Photoshop artiste might also have spelled "Tobacco" corectly
  • Internet T.
    There was a point to this?!....
  • Antz221
    We have loads of low brow off licences in Scarborough such as 'rhythm and booze' or the dam right obvious 'BOOZER' Personally i think Strictly Come Drink With Me or Im alcohol get me out of here.
  • Idi A.
    "On A Bender"?
  • Nobby
    It isn't photoshopped ... http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=BN2+3HW,+booze+factor&sll=50.835001,-0.126311&sspn=0.008253,0.017059&gl=uk&g=Brighton,+East+Sussex+BN2+3HW&ie=UTF8&hq=booze+factor&hnear=Brighton,+East+Sussex+BN2+3HW,+United+Kingdom&ll=50.834199,-0.127094&spn=0.00786,0.017059&z=16&layer=c&cbll=50.834292,-0.126965&panoid=KLZcPp0WmjaP1-qp8nGU6g&cbp=12,296.21,,0,5
  • Nobby
    My entry is "Lick her up". What do I win?
  • fed
    @Idi, see what you did there.
  • Tom
    bloody students get a job ans stop walking about.
  • Boris
    The unbearable lightness of being ... pissed.
  • Ows
    They should, at the very least, learn to spell "Tobacco" correctly. Rebrand it as "Messed'yer Liver Liver"
  • Cheesey
    Oooh look. That BMW is: (1) Parked on the pavement (2) Parked on double yellows (3) Parked on a cycle lane (4) Parked too close to a junction Doesn't the driver realise that to commit so many transgressions he/she needs to be driving an Audi nowadays!
  • StauntonLick
    I live down the road from the Booze Factor so can attest to it's validity. However, it's not even the worst-named shop in Brighton. That award surely has to go to the teeth-grindingly inane "Thingslicious" on Preston Street. http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=maps+preston+street+brighton&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Preston+St,+Brighton+BN1,+United+Kingdom&gl=uk&ei=egv1TJj2FsmAhQfIqNCOBg&oi=geocode_result&ved=0CB0Q8gEwAA&ll=50.822651,-0.151448&spn=0.010194,0.025406&z=16&layer=c&cbll=50.822582,-0.151481&panoid=lySEVC4d1qOwv_Pe2hE_Wg&cbp=12,108.06,,0,7.43
  • StauntonLick
    P.S. Apologies for breaking the comments box.

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