House for sale - may need some 'modernisation'...

Got half a million to spend? Looking for a nice 3-bedroom house in London’s fashionable ‘Chiswick’? Here’s just the place for you.


Try to look beyond all the ‘burnt out’ stuff if you can and focus on the ‘potential’ instead. Only £550,000...



  • Dandy D.
    Why I'm I not surprised that Foxtons are the sellers? They'd sell their own grandmother if it got them some comission to buy more suits from Topshop!
  • Fantastic F.
    3-bedroom? Yeah, if you don't mind installing an all-in-one kitchen/bathroom/livingroom. Now you can cook bacon while having a piss and watching Jezza Kyle...
  • Raging A.
    @Fantastic Mr Fox(tons) Sounds like a dream home. Where do I sign?
  • klingelton
    I bum fox(tons)es.
  • Loafer1946
    The estate agents map shows the house as being further up the road. According to street view the house is actually seems to be on the Chiswick roundabout, handy for the M4; they are taking the piss.
  • Sicknote
    I've put scumbag tenants in worse than this
  • Dick
    It's not just Foxtons, it's Foxtons "New Homes".

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