HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 20th October
Here’s the best of the bunch from the HotUKDeals bargain squad. Set the controls for the heart of the deal...
Who likes Wispas? The correct answer is “everyone does.” But the big question is how we collectively let Wispa sales slip to a point where they were completely pulled from the shelves? God only knows.
Thankfully, they’re back and unlike Jason Donovan, they’re the 1980s throwback it’s okay to love. The only thing about their velvety chociness that doesn’t smack of 1986 is the frigging price. Averaging about 65p a bar, it’s grand larceny if you ask us.
So who fancies three bars for a quid? Get to HUKD and find out how. Just don’t come crying to us when you scoff your way to diabetes and an amputated limb.
So, how to cheaply rid yourself of acne and restore your skin to its previously crater-free status? With some seriously-reduced Clearsil Daily Wash – just 50p compared to the usual £3.00. Find out how at HUKD and have a look at some half-baked zit jokes that the forum members have knocked together while you’re there (sorry guys, we love you really.)
Ah, that’s better. Your ragged complexion has been smoothed out, the Wispa-fuelled sugar rush has subsided and everything is back to normal again. Ooh! Ooh! 500ml tubs of Ben & Jerry’s for just £1.80! Over here!
Sorry. Tomorrow’s deals will include elasticated trousers for less than a quid, reinforced armchairs and mirrors that make you look thin. You know, the ones they have in the changing rooms at every branch of (name removed to avoid colossal lawsuit, but you know where we mean – Legal Ed)