HotUKDeals Of The Day - Friday 14th August
True Or False Friday – the cherry on the top of the ice cream sundae that is Bitterwallet. But how does it work? Well, as some of the more annoying members of society are prone to saying these days, it’s simples.
So much so that we’re not even going to bother explaining it this week. But we’re contractually obliged to mention that the bargains all hail from HotUKDeals so there, we just did.
THE DEAL: A retro Union Jack space hopper with foot pump for simple, painless up-blowage. Only £6.99.
TRUE OR FALSE? 83% of all prison breakouts are carried out using craftily-made space hoppers fashioned from leftover food and bodily fluids.
THE DEAL: The Lansinoh manual breast pump - only £3.75. Will not inflate a retro Union Jack space hopper in case that’s what you were thinking.
TRUE OR FALSE? Mix raw breast milk with cocaine and hey presto, you’ve got yourself home-made Superglue.
THE DEAL: A 5kg bag of potatoes – enough to almost fill an average bathroom sink – for only £1.00.
TRUE OR FALSE? The potato was discovered by Willliam Shakespeare after one of them was sent to him anonymously by a fan from overseas.
(deals found by HUKD members leeds_united_afc, Helsinkihelen and ianmac61)