HotUKDeals Of The Day - Friday 11th February
We’re all off to a party tonight. Hey, what are you looking at us like THAT for? Are you trying to say we’re LYING about the party? Okay, okay, you’re right, we’re lying. Go fuck yourselves. But before you do, why not play True Or False Friday, where we deviate away from our regular Deals Of The Day format and kettle your swedes with some complicated puzzle stuff.
Of course, you can find out more about the bargains over at HotUKDeals while you’re laughing up your sleeves at our complete lack of a social life.
THE DEAL: Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood on the PS3/Xbox 360 for only £20.
TRUE OR FALSE? A children’s version of this game is in the pipeline, intended to more accurately reflect the lifestyles of modern youngsters. Instead of assassination, the main character embarks on a vicious campaign of cyberbullying instead, in the hope that he or she will drive his victim to suicide.
THE DEAL: Four litres of Castrol Magnatec oil for only £10.00.
TRUE OR FALSE? This stuff contains ‘intelligent molecules’ – take a small glass of this into a pub quiz, smuggle it into your drink and victory is almost certainly guaranteed.
THE DEAL: Two-pack silicone egg poacher for just £2.85.
TRUE OR FALSE? It’s European Egg Poaching Week at the start of March. However, as usual, it will probably be overshadowed by European Dress Up Like PacMan While Talking Like Dale Winton Week. Typical.
(deals found by HUKD members meh23213, Tyranicus66 and csiman)