HotUKDeals Of The Day - Friday 11th December
As ever, the bargains come from HotUKDeals and the statements accompanying them from either a big book of facts or a big pile of fucking lies. Answers at the bottom.
THE DEAL: A six foot pool table, reduced from £249.99 to just £49.99. One hundred and eighty!!
TRUE OR FALSE? Pool as we know it will be abolished in 2018 and replaced by a new version with a table that slopes from each cushion and a single hole in the middle. The new name for the game will be Plug.
THE DEAL: The Ultimate Bourne DVD collection. All three Bourne movies in a box for only £6.95.
TRUE OR FALSE? The character of Jason Bourne was originally going to be called Jackie P. Sizzlechest until actor Matt Damon demanded a change (Damon’s middle name is Sizzlechest, trivia fans)
THE DEAL: A couple of Yankee doodle-related bargain books that have, ahem, caught the imagination of HUKD readers. Shag Yourself Slim (£2.26) and Make Your Own Sex Toys – 50 Quick And Easy DIY Projects (£6.20). Phew, eh readers?
TRUE OR FALSE? Amazingly, at the time of writing this, the web domain www.sex.com still hasn’t been snapped up by anyone.
(deals found by HUKD members amdg, amibees, stevemac1 and Carley)
TRUE OR FALSE: All statements were FALSE.