Hotel's attention to detail brings a tear to the eye
Anybody in this posh hotel for a morning swim before brekkie? Yes? Excellent news. Then slip the bermuda shorts on and stroll down to the pool, but remember the management are quite intolerant of offensive behaviour by riff-raff like us. Hotel review site Oyster found this sign in the Sheraton Manhattan. In Manhattan, obviously:
Yuck. We're not sure it sounds any better than "No pissing, shitting, gobbing phlegm or snotting". And yes, we had to look up expectorating. Who the Christ knew what that meant before now?